Okay, I've finally figured out what I'm going to write. It has to be something that doesn't offend people, so every single possibility is out. That leaves me with absolutely nothing. However, that doesn't mean I shouldn't be able to put in a stretched version of absolutely nothing. Therefore, blank space!
The only problem with this is that since blank space can be made as long or short as you want it to be, blogs would have no reason to exist as everyone will be able to switch to Twitter and post just as much. Hmm.
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If You're Reading This, It's Already Too Late
It is impossible to insert an awkward silence into a blog post.
Tentative Hello, world! I've been the culmination of evolution ever since Bill Watterson quit, and I recently discovered that I can't decide on whether or not to capitalize the word "it's" in the title of this blog post. Stuff about myself: Any personal information I give out will be fake, so for now let's just say that I'm Albert Einstein. I enjoy dying stupid deaths in video games and hiding under the bed. I have a dog (more or less) and therefore live in constant danger of being eaten, so if I seem incredibly paranoid at times, I have an excuse. I have achieved infamy several times in the past by making incredibly obscure references that even I am not sure if I completely remember ("I am shocked - that they stole the horse" is one of my favorites) and wishing xkcd would update more often. Now that you are enlightened by all this priceless info, I hope you're not stupid enough to believe that reading this enlightened you. Exclamation Point!
(Wait, should I put that in all caps or not?)
Tentative Hello, world! I've been the culmination of evolution ever since Bill Watterson quit, and I recently discovered that I can't decide on whether or not to capitalize the word "it's" in the title of this blog post. Stuff about myself: Any personal information I give out will be fake, so for now let's just say that I'm Albert Einstein. I enjoy dying stupid deaths in video games and hiding under the bed. I have a dog (more or less) and therefore live in constant danger of being eaten, so if I seem incredibly paranoid at times, I have an excuse. I have achieved infamy several times in the past by making incredibly obscure references that even I am not sure if I completely remember ("I am shocked - that they stole the horse" is one of my favorites) and wishing xkcd would update more often. Now that you are enlightened by all this priceless info, I hope you're not stupid enough to believe that reading this enlightened you. Exclamation Point!
(Wait, should I put that in all caps or not?)
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